Short and rising…part 43…
Jesus H. FuCKING KERiiiiiIiiIIIiiIIiist on a s@dDle-lEssSSS bike…
That pretty little thing opposite is sooo damn fit, mmmm
This is the third time this week she has sat infront of me on my commuter train
Not normally attracted to the ginger geek look
But there’s no denying she’s got a cracking rack, that’s for sure.
Fuck, if I cunningly lean my head over at the window and pretend I’m looking out
I can gawp at her reflection without her noticing.
Now I can freely glare at her sweet sweet firm tits.
I’d give anything to cup them and give them a cracking squeeze, mmmm…
I bet she wants me, wants me baaaaaad, the dirty bitch…
Look at her there tempting me on with her reading book gimmick
Doesn’t fool me one bit, I know she’s gagging for it…
Damn, If i only had the courage to take her out for a drinks/date…
Heck who am I kidding,
If I only had the guts to pull her right out of her seat an push her up against the window
Have her tits right up against the glass and she pulls her jeans down over her cracking arse.
Have those juicy red lipstick rubbing against the window covered in her hot breath and slutty deep breathing
Then I’d hold her in one hand, undo my belt with the other, unzip myself….yeah…..
And have the throbbing tip of ”the baron’ slip right up her…… winking…..puckered…..ARRRRSSS…
Oh God…not again…
Moira from accounts, Moira from accounts, MOIRA FROM AffuckingCCOUNTS!!!
Shit, too late, can’t stop it
Shit, pretend to cough to cover the spasms…
*cough with mild groan*
and my stop is just here
Fuck, I can’t get off, I’ve still got an erection
ah balls, doors closing, trains pulling off…
This is the 2nd day in a row I’ll be late for work
Gawd, I need some serious help…
Well at least I wore a condom beforehand this morning
Take That UNIVERSE!!!
Come in your suit once, shame on you
Come in your suit twice, shame on……er, haven’t figured that one out yet…
Need to come up with something catchy by tomorrow, take a mental note
Shit, she’s looking up right at me,
QUICK, Pretend you’re reading the paper before she clocks on to the fact you’re REALLY are a pervy git,
George you sly beautiful bastard, I think we might ‘ave just gotten away with that one.
If I wasn’t you, I’d fucking marry you, you legend…