Short and absolutely ****ing FUMING!!!! Part 35……


My worst tantrum ever

They shot my parents

Tortured my Kids

Killed my Dog

Slept with my wife

Stole my Job

Looted my house

Recorded over the eurovision song contest vid

Wrote off my car

Spoiled the sixth sense ending

Stole my wet wipes from the toilet

Scratched my cds

Gave my pet gerbil fleas

AND WORST OF ALL

They Stole my turkey sandwich

So enough was finally Enough

They had pushed me too fucking far

I decided to write them a stern letter…

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