Short and mine…part 27…


Fridge Note

REJOICE

The Queen has just invited us all to her assembly

To witness her awarding you of a knighthood.

It turns out that your cunning plan

To stop the secret invasion of the alien race,

And the impending doom of the entire world population

Has earned you a conference with her royal highness

She is vastly interested to uncover

The roots behind your master plan which saved us all

The one that required you taking

and replicating in mass quantities

The only thing the ghastly Cebarian creatures are allergic too.

My turkey sandwich

While the queen and the entire world

Are all in debt to you,

Rest assured the crisis has now been contained

And the whiz kids at NASA have been able to replicate

Enough ammunition from Monday’s and Tuesday’s sandwiches

And have enough spare from Wednesday’s one too

To fight off any future attacks

So if you please don’t mind

DON’T FUCKING TAKE MY SANDWICH AGAIN

 

(I  know it’s you carl, don’t make me go to HR)

🙂

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